Alternatives to the Clint Eastwood Superbowl half-time ad, which of course, many have taken as a proxy campaign ad for President Obama (and perhaps with good reason):
If it's halftime in America... then it's time to put in the first team.
If it's halftime in America... then let's hope the last 3 years have just been the halftime show.
If it's halftime in America... then China's got the ball and we're down by 15 trillion! (OK, that was Jay Leno, but it's better than either of mine.)
Anybody else want to take a shot?